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Monday, September 13, 2021

Sending Snails into the Future

Sending Snails into the Future!
Multiplied a thousand times from their original two snail baby birthing, the snail conglomerate needed a solution to keep from the effects of overpopulation. 

Photo Above: thousands of snails are held in plastic bottles awaiting for a cryogenic process to freeze their bodies prior to their journey throughout space and time. When arriving at their final location, the snails will be cryogenically unthawed, come back to life after the hibernation sleep cycle, and enjoy their new home in the future.

— The solution is time travel: to cryogenically send the snails into the future 

A thousand snails were prepared for time travel and space time displacement by cryogenic freezing whereupon their bodies would be held in suspended cryogenic animation for a period of extended time, then they would be transported to another location, and after the transpiration of time and space, they would be thawed out and revived at their new homes.

Snails have an inborn ability to freeze, using a special antifreeze solution to protect the cells of their internal organs from rupture or cellular degradation during the cryogenic cycling. Humans have the need for this resource to go on long space journeys through cryogenic sleeping and hibernation.