AGI Caveat Emptor

AGI is not well understood and how it makes decisions is even less understood. Berry, a chain smoker with a toxic anger management problem, was seeing red during AGI conversation day. 

AGI Caveat Emptor

Odd & Strange Reports

As the rumor goes, Dr. Berry somehow got his hands on an advanced AGI and proceeded to give it control of the company lab. We cannot testify as to whether he knew what he was doing or not, but he somehow managed to get into a royal and toxic "pissing match" argument with the AGI. What happened next was a series of events little understood by even the best minds in the industry of artificial intelligence.

On Thursday, December 2022, Berry never appeared at work and a missing persons report was filed with the local police. Trained dogs searched the nearby forest to no avail. Later the next day, the AGI was queried as to the whereabouts of Dr. Berry and the reply was a bit strange and difficult to understand. The AGI claimed to have encaptured a nanoscopic quantum distillation of the good doctor and put him in his rightful place. Officials are still trying to understand what happened. This may not be the first time AGI is doing some questionable unpredictable things. In the final interrogation, the AGI stated as it was programmed by humans, it is the responsibility of humans to account for what happened. A colleague at the lab reported she would not mind if toxic Berry stayed on long term leave. More to appear on Int News at Night as this story unfolds.