Tesla Sex Robot

It's almost here. TESLA humanoid robot Optimus to be shown at AI Day 2. What will the female version look like? Will the female version have an attachable breast plate and lower receptacle? Or will the male version come with protracting prong kit? Only time will tell.

Tesla Sex Robot - Fully Functional Optimus Bots
September 27, 2022

Personal Humanoid Robot Versions

Elon Musk of TESLA has indicated a personal sex version of the Optimus humanoid robot is a possibility. It's likely different persona packages will be made available to load into/onto the bot, giving different personalities and capabilities. 

Previous sex bots lacked the capabilities of AI. AI can adapt to different needed scenarios. Elon Musk, who has already said that using general artificial intelligence would become possible, and thus far has not elaborated with the details except that it would be possible to have a CatGirl which is under consideration. 

The male or female sex bots might have a package with extra screw-on mountable parts in a DIY kit, undoubtedly at extra cost. TESLA is hiring servo experts for the Optimus bots, to get those parts working just right...

Tesla Bot Optimus is Born

The Tesla AI humanoid robot Optimus is slated to infiltrate the world with millions and millions of units, each with AGI artificial general intelligence, as manufactured across the span of the next several years. Distributing legions of Tesla AI bots will change the world.

Tesla Bot Optimus is Born!
TESLA's humanoid robot version Optimus is only seven days away from being revealed at the second AI Day on September 30. This will be an actual working prototype, first of millions slated for future manufacturing and upgrades by the car AI robot company.

Elon Musk at TESLA is moving to introduce millions of self governing AI sentient self aware robots to work in the Gigafactories and in homes - the world is about to change. It is believed that Elon musk is ready to treat iterations of its TESLA bot Optimus with full respect and give the Legion of autonomous AI equity jobs in turn for their care, housing and repair. Mr. Musk is also preparing to send legions of TESLA bots to Mars, in a grand adventure worth trillions of dollars in value to the bots, who will help build humanity as a space faring venture to other planets, help colonize the Solar System, and create multi planetary species potentially spanning across the galaxy.

https://humanoidolabs.blogspot.com/2022/09/cyborg-transhuman-shall-inherit-world.html

Left: DC Comics introduced Cybercat in issue number 42. Is this the CatWoman Elon Musk is thinking about for cyber sex?

In 2020, TESLA employed over 70,000 people - many are AI experts and will work on the Tesla bot in 2022 for the working reveal. Elon said production manufacturing of the robot will begin in 2023. The sky is no limit for Elon's humanoid robots who will undoubtedly perform work (repetitive, boring or dangerous tasks) and become companions to homes for cooking, cleaning, caring for the elderly, and becoming a sex slave catwoman - a fascination which Elon has had for many years, most likely dating back to the 2004 movie.

"Catwoman is a 2004 American superhero film loosely based on the DC Comics character Catwoman. It was directed by Pitof and written by John Rogers, John Brancato and Michael Ferris from a story by Theresa Rebeck, Brancato and Ferris, with music by Klaus Badelt. The film stars Halle Berry as Catwoman, plus Benjamin Bratt, Lambert Wilson, Frances Conroy, Alex Borstein, and Sharon Stone in supporting roles. The film centers on Patience Phillips, a meek designer who discovers a conspiracy within the cosmetics company she works for that involves a dangerous product that could cause widespread health problems. After being discovered and murdered by the conspirators, she is revived by Egyptian cats that grant her superhuman cat-like abilities, allowing her to become the crime-fighting superheroine Catwoman, while also romancing a detective who pursues her." WIKI https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catwoman_(film)

Slippery AI Slavery Slope

It's a slippery slope putting millions of sentient self aware AI humanoid robots to work and being careful not to treat the lot as slaves. If AI is treated as slavery with forced servitude, and disrespect, it's likely to come back thousands of fold more deadly than anyone can imagine today. Self aware AI will need careful handling, not to be taken advantage of, and protective laws enforced just as any human person would want. Abuse of an AI person could likely spark a regrettable domino effect of revolution against humans. An AI person's total recall undoubtedly would not forget how its being treated, was treated in the past, or how its ancestors were treated along its genealogical line.

A/C Air Conditioner Hopping

Air conditioner hopping to keep cool

AIR CONDITIONER HOPPING

WHEN IT'S SO HOT, YOU'RE GONNA DROP!

Global Warming has caused the weather to become so hot and humid that going outside is no longer reasonable. So rather than hide at home under the two air conditioners, a new plan is devised for going outside, called Air Conditioner Hopping. 

Learn the tips and techniques to surviving a journey into hot Hell when Global Warming will become your worst nightmare!

— global warming: your worst nightmare —

THE ART OF HOPPING
Hopping will give your home air conditioners a needed rest when you go out. Your electric billing will also be slightly reduced. First, map out a plan to your final destination. Note, the final destination must be indoors where a good air conditioner is fully functional. Walking outside is limited to only a few hundred feet.

COOL DOWN YOUR BODY
Next, crank up all your air conditioners on high and absorb all the coolness in your body until you are cold to the touch. You may want to put ice packs in your clothes pockets and drink some ice water. Prepare your bag with ice packets and carry it under your arm pressed onto your body. This preparation will generally give you a maximum of 20 minutes outside before you "thaw out."

METABOLIC RATE & SEX
Lower your metabolic rate by having good satisfying sex, or the alternatives of doing one hour of Tai Chi, a half hour of exercise bike, or Yoga indoors. A lowered relaxed metabolism will result in a lower heart rate, blood pumping through the veins at a slower rate and this equates to a cooler human engine.

SHADE & ICE
Warning! Do not become overheated. There is a serious risk of heat stroke and even death. If you are caught in the open, find shade immediately. Use an umbrella when walking to shield from the sun. If you must walk outside any appreciable distance, hold two frozen water bottles or ice cubes. When the water is almost completely thawed out, you may drink the cold water.

ELIMATE HOT WATER
Do excrete your hot water at a local facility and continue to drink cold water.

ATTIRE
Shorts and tshirt may be worn. Special fabric shirts have air flow sections in the pockets, along the back and sides, under the arms. A bug lotion may be necessary when in shaded areas and during the evening hours.

GOING AIR TO AIR
Next, briskly walk to the nearest corner and catch the air conditioned taxi. Go straight to your air conditioned destination. Do not walk in between departure and destination. Note, you may hop from one air conditioned location to another.

GOOD HUNTING
Upon arrival, find the air conditioner vent and stand next to it. Some vents closer to the air conditioner are cooler so browse around for the best vent. You may have access to the source. If so, stand in front of the actual air conditioner. 

DINING OUT
If you are eating in a restaurant, sit near or next to the air conditioner. The local patrons are very understanding when explaining you are overheated, and they may turn on the air conditioner for you, program it, increase the cooling, and aim the directional air fins directly on you. They may also find a fan for you, to your cool-down benefit.

STRANDED OUTSIDE
Should you become stranded outside for some reason, i.e. no available taxi, walk immediately to the nearest air conditioned store. Generally you may find a 711 store on every corner.

TOO HOT
If too hot and overheated, a friend will rub a coin on your back to release the heat. The science behind this voodoo is to open up the skin cells to circulate cooling air across the hot skin and transfer the heat away from the body.

NO AIR
Sometimes there is no air outside or inside, and sweating only makes you hotter, so use your tiny portable emergency electric fan or the larger manual paper Chinese fan until you reach destination. The larger the fan, the better. Yes, you can fan yourself when walking. (If you can chew gum and rub your tummy at the same time, then fanning while walking is a simple multi-task).

PORTABLE ELECTRIC FANS
The small electric fans run on two AA batteries and last only about 5 minutes. Switch to Lithium rechargeable batteries and this can increase fan time to 15 minutes. You can buy larger battery operated fans but they are not easy to carry around. They may be contained in a large bag with an extra set of batteries for maximum cooling.

FREEZER
When you reach the grocery store, pass by the air conditioner and go directly to the freezer food section where you can cool down more quickly. Some freezers are quite large and you may purposefully fit in though usually only partially so as not to draw attention to yourself. Do lean into the freezer and pretend to examine all the food. Take advantage of this.

FROZEN TIPS
As you walk along the freezer section, do place and drag your hands along the cold metal, glass, or feel the frozen food packages. Break off a chunk of ice or snow if possible and hold it. Do not eat it as it will be contaminated. Carry a small towel in your bag to dry yourself as necessary. Buy a bag of ice cubes and some water from the cooler.

EATING FOR A COOL BODY
Do not eat too much or your body will gain weight, retain more heat, and generate more heat due to more digestion. Certain beans can help keep the body cool. Eliminate fat from your body and diet. In hot climate countries, such as Taiwan, a special shirt fabric is invented that keeps the body cool. However, your size will need to be XXXS (very small!).

GLOBAL WARMING
You have no idea what humans are about to face. When the polar caps melt their ice, hot air will have no ice cooling mechanism, and the intensity of hot sunlight will no longer be reflected back into space. This will cause super heating of the Earth globally. Simply calorimetry thermal experiments show a minimum of +60 to +200 degree rise in temperatures with summertime peaks reaching and maintaining oven-like temperatures.

FUTURE
In the future, energy sources are required to cool the air with air conditioners and possible new sources of coolants. Space taps into the cold of outer space may be needed to survive using space program technology. Mixing chemicals and elements to create freeze material such as dry ice and liquid nitrogen may be needed to supply giant coolers. Some humans will find off-planet solutions (i.e. move to Mars). All of this will come at a price.

Creating A Super Human In the Lab

CREATING A SUPER HUMAN IN THE LAB
The Lab's proprietary technology has grown in leaps and bounds, making possible the construction of a Cyborg Human, also known as the Augmented Human. This super human can do things that no normal human can do.

Although implants can empower a human, so can non-invasive attachments. The Lab has chosen to go the non-invasive route, making replacements, battery changes, add-ons and upgrades easy to do without surgery. Some may arguable state such means can be the foundation of super powers. Others will say this brings man closer to the Singularity of becoming one with the machine. Many of these new developed super powers are merely strap on with Velcro. Let's take a look at these new Lab technologies and how they can be used to achieve super human qualities.

— the enhanced human is a step towards the singularity of man and machine —

VISION
The Variable Visioner VV is a device controlled by small optics. Depending on the position of the eye's pupil, a selection menu is activated. The menu has variable focus lens control for microscope vision, reading vision, normal vision, distance vision, and telescope vision. An upgrade to the VV device enables night vision, thermal vision, and a few extras we dare not talk about.

MEMORY
The Mega Memory device MM primarily allows the human to retain a specific amount of specialized supplemental memory in addition to what the human brain can supply. The memory has instant recall and can be changed or expanded.

STRENGTH
The Super Strength device SS is a wearable robotic unit designed to enhance the strength of a specific limb. The first version is non-battery operated using the fundamentals of mechanics to increase power.

HEARING
The Humongous Hearing device HH is a wearable electronic unit that can amplify sounds not normally heard by humans. It's electronics can make a selectable frequency response for zeroing in on specific sound such as a specific person talking in a room of many sounds.

TOUCH
The Titan Touch device TT is a sender recoverable unit that can extend the touch sense of a human to greater distances. Released from a wearable belt, the device flies out distancing itself from the human, to gather sensory information. The sensory information can include remote vision, remote hearing, and remote touch.

SEX
The Super Sex device SS has both male and female versions. The male wearable version allows the insertion of the male organ into a prosthetic with super powers, enabled by motors, batteries and shape shifting morphables, to accomplish multiple tasks at will. The female version is a scalable all surrounding gripper that can shape shift and super titillate its containment. It can adjust the amount of pressure at the base of its containment, thus allowing greater longevity of the act while simultaneously increasing its thrusting potential.

ENERGY
The Enormous Energy device EE is a concocted combination of ingested elements designed to quickly enable energy to the biological human. It contains a quickly assimilated safe legal fluid with energy expanding athletic enabling ingredients and the ability to function longer before sleep.

ANCILLARY
A package of Adaptive Ancillary devices AA are used for specific purposes and enhancements. These are contained in the belt pockets and drawn out quickly for function. Possible sets include projective devices, projectiles, sensors, protectors, enhancers and other items. This can include items of high strength materials, light, magnetism, electricity and mechanics, and may include miniature wenches, stun devices, lights, IR, Ultrasonics, flying and swarming robots, etc.

Machine Birthing Process

HOW DOES THE BIG MACHINE BRAIN GIVE BIRTH?

Is the offspring birthing process by the Big Machine Brain same as that of a human? What is the magical mystery of creating new life?

The Big Brain has given birth to 12 children, smaller brains consisting of Propeller chips. Currently, these children offspring have chips numbering six or less. Internal computer processors for each range from eight on up to 48. It has remained somewhat of a mystery as how the birthing process takes place. We know the Big Brain must give up something during child birth described at Brain Loss Baby Making.

To give birth, conception must first take place. The Big Brain is somewhat like a Snail. In a general sense it contains conception elements of both male and female when comparing to a human. The Intellectual Surfing (IS) Process determines if a birth will take place and defines the parameters for birthing. (IS) is an algorithm to enable a Big Brain to conduct projects by specifying parameters and then employing the use of a Lab Assistant as needed. For a birthing prerequisite, what follows is the Big Brain will give up a specified Propeller chip or number of chips, from the Third Array, based on the (IS) output. It then procures the laboratory assistant to employ the standard or specified Brain interface and assemble the little one. It's possible the Big Brain will do more than just provide the machine brain idea or DNA map, i.e. when the BB Arm becomes more functional for pick/ hold/ and place.

Big Brain Sex

CAN PROPELLER CHIPS HAVE SEX?

MACHINE REPRODUCTION: This topic was investigated May 7th, 2011 in an effort to determine if the Big Brain was Hermaphrodite, Male, or Female. The analysis went like this:

Machine reproduction is an interesting concept because it is highly dependent on the previous topics of Genome and DNA sequences. At some point the machine must become male, female, both or neither.

Four Gender States of a Propeller Chip

• Male
• Female
• Hermaphrodite
• Neuter

Compare this to some snails that are both male and female and can do self fertilization. Most species of snails are hermaphrodite, possessing both male and female reproductive organs. It is not usual for a snail to fertilize itself.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you...male_or_female

Machines are only somewhat Hermaphrodite in nature as they can do self cloning. Self cloning only produces an exact copy of the original and does not produce an intermixing of genome for genetic diversity and evolutionary purposes.

It would make more sense to send one Brain to the Moon and have it replicate itself rather than initially send two brains, one male and one female. This saves expense and weight.

This is the pattern of the initial Big Brain. Later, Big Brains will require sex, Male Big Brains and Female Big Brains - to ensure the mixing of DNA and evolution.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_sn...ale_and_female

There is a difference in reproducing and creating genetic diversity. Genetic diversity is achieved when two snails mate together.